We have arrived in Oshawa for our show at The Atria! The journey was fierce, and saw our youngest die off from the cold.
Tonight we're playing with Cigar Hurt Babies and Napoleon. Since this is so far from home we're all forced to share a single bed. Its no worries tho. The whores don't mind sleeping on the floor. Did I say whores? Sorry thats super rude of me. I meant hookers.
Anyways we're here and greasy as ever! The room smells like farts and beard oil and soon will the stage, and hopefully...
We don't know when we go on stage yet. But we're last and we're going until like 1:30 at least so yeah get here early enough to see Cigar Hurt Babies and Napoleon. Because everyone knows, if you don't catch live music, you'll get HIV,